So there's this woman who owns a big ass clydsedale gelding. He's beautiful, really is. He's 7, was gelded as a 4 year old and he still thinks he's got the goods. He walks all over (let's call her Meg) Meg and she doesn't care, she doesn't do a damned thing, just laughs and dodges his huge hooves as he dances and drags her ass all around the yard.
I have 3 thoroughbreds and a Arab mare. Let me tell you, they all know manners. I firmly believe that you must treat a horse as it would be treated in the herd. If a horse bites the lead stallion, that stallion turns around and convinces the horse that it's about to die, then things go back to normal. I believe that if my horse bites me, I have two seconds to make him think he's going to die, then forget about it.
Well, I got this 17 hand, nasty thoroughbred gelding. He was a rescue. I have a soft spot for poor, nasty, evil, skinny horses. He is now named Homebrand. Awesome name I know :D. Anyway, Homebrand was very pushy and nasty when I first got him, he would bite, kick and really just do anything make me back off as his old owner did. His old owner (Julie) was too scared to get the shithead out of the paddock. Let me make this clear, I got this horse not even a month ago. The first time I caught him, he tried to take a chunk out of my arm. I don't stand for that. Straight away and swiftly, I slapped his nose and growled at him. He was shocked. I could see it in his eyes, it looked to me as if he had never had anyone stand up to him. Well all continued well then, until tea time. He started ugly faces. Ugly faces don't fly with me. He also tried to kick me as I walked by with my other horses feed, I immediately kicked him back. Now, Meg seen this and automatically had a go at me for 'abusing' my horse.
I couldn't help but laugh at her. She has this big ass clydie (Tom) that walks all over her and is her "baby". She doesn't reprimand him if he misbehaves, laughs at him when he mucks up under saddle and lets him attack other horse whilst she has him on a lead. Nice, aye? Poor Homebrand was subject to one of Tom's 'beatings'. I wasn't about to stand there and let him attack Homebrand whilst he was tied up and had no means of escape. So once more, I picked up my lunge whip and with a loud and firm "NO", I smacked Tom's chest with it. When he backed up I then situated myself between my shaking thoroughbred and this nasty clydie. This is how Meg found us. Me brandishing the whip at her 'baby' and her 'baby' cowering in the corner. Cowering, my ass, he was getting ready to have a go at me.
She moved him away from us and went to 'nurse his wounds'. Homebrand had a freely bleeding bite mark on his shoulder. She then returned to see me smacking Homebrand for trying to nip me. She told me that as I have no idea where he came from or of what had happened to him in that past, it was best I didn't smack him and be nice to him. I told her where she could shove her 'advice'. I wonder if she knew that if she took a leaf outta my book and popped Tom a few times when he misbehaved, he would stop walking all over her?
Now Homebrand would not think of biting or kicking, he respects I am his boss and he is a beautiful man. Yesterday he stood tied for about an hour without moving and Julie could not believe he was the same horse. Mind you, he was tied up so I could help Julie with her new horse, this time a 6 year old thoroughbred gelding that is far too hot for her. Episode Two of Madi can handle your horse better then you.
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
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