My Brain Bleeds

My brain cannot comprehend this ... shit.


GENTLE GIANT. SHOWJUMPING PROSPECT!!!!
Rising 6 year old throughred chestnut gelding. 17.3hh has been measured. Has papers with him. his registered name is Danish is better. had jumped 1.10m easily. would most definetly excell in show-jumping. Has scar on back leg from when we first got him he ran threw the fence. is not a physco he was running with our other horses. he does not show lame or go lame from riding him because of it. is a very good trail riding horse. have had no problems with him out on the road. he got sent away to allan wollen to get his mouth re-done and got taught how to bring his head under so would do well in dressage as he has got nice movement. he is up for sale because i am sick of having a big horse and would like a smaller horse as want to do sporting on..

Price is $2500 firm because of how much we have spent on him. please email

WTF does "to get his mouth re-done" mean? The grammar in the above ad reminds me of a two year old, dear god, a two year old could probably write out a better ad.

Oh and here's another classic. Why do I do this to myself?

JET BLACK TROUGHBRED STALLION FREE LEASE
I HAVE A JET BLACK STALLION FOR FREE LEASE HE IS BROKEN-IN AROUND 16 HAND AND VERY BEAUTIFUL NO WHITE ANYWHERE WILL BRED BEAUTIFUL BABIES REGISTERED THIS HAS BEEN POSTED FOR A FRIEND IF YOU CAN GIVE THIS BOY A HOME PLEASE LET ME KNOW AS HE IS WITH US AS HIS OWNER HAS MOVED AND COULD NOT TAKE HIM

I have an idea. Geld him. Sell him. For MONEY! And I'm sure he will go to a nice competition home!